Thursday, November 13, 2014

Breakwind Bildy

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Tuesday, September 30, 2014

My Biligual Friend Speaks Jive and English!

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One of my clients is a white male in his mid-twenties. He is married to a black woman and they have two great kids. (Okay, I know, people really aren't "white" or "black"! -- But you get the picture, right?) When I first met him, he lived with his family in a predominantly black section of town. (Again, yes, I understand that houses in all neighborhoods come in different colors.)

When I arrived at his house, he spoke perfect English. He had no accent whatsoever. In fact, you would swear he was an extremely talented and gifted intellectual by the way he spoke. After about five minutes, some of his neighbors, who were black Americans, came up and began speaking to him. In a split second, he went from perfectly spoken English to some unintelligible (to me, at least) jive dialect that ranked right up there with that scene from the movie Airplane. (I use the word "jive" because I heard this type of language called that on the movie Airplane. The word "jive" is defined as being a form of slang associated with black American jazz musicians. Over the years, this word has been replaced with "ebonics".)  Anyway, I thought "jive" was the funniest thing I had ever heard, as it was then that I really first heard it.  Though it is fun to listen to, jive as a primary language would obviously limit one's ability to navigate the workplace.

After my client's neighbors left, he reverted back to proper English and picked up with the conversation as though nothing had changed!  But, as America is a free country, I guess folks can speak anyway they see fit --- an long as there is an interpreter close by!

(This story is not meant to be offensive. However, if you do not like this story, you're just going to have to deal with it --- My friends can be found across all "socio-economic-racial-religious" barriers.)

Sunday, September 21, 2014

Check Out This Nudist Golf Postcard!

Here is a truly funny postcard. Although it is a prank, it sure looks and feels real. I wouldn't care getting it in the mail, though! What would the postal carrier think? What is your opinion. Does it look real or not? Got this from

Wednesday, November 6, 2013

The Truth About the 2000 Election - Fraud On Both Sides

I have always wondered about the election of 2000, when Al Gore was defeated by George Bush.  If you remember, Al Gore challenged the election results by calling into question the results of the vote count in four Florida counties. 

The reason Al Gore wanted recounts in these four counties was because he knew that the Democrat Party, who we all know is a party run by people who have absolutely no moral character, had "stuffed" the ballot boxes sufficiently enough to guarantee a nice win.

But, when the election was over, and Bush was the apparent winner of the electoral votes in Florida, the Democrats were furious!  Why? Because the Republicans had beat them at their own game! Not only had the Democrats "stuffed" the ballot boxes, but so had the Republicans.  The Democrats just knew they could prove that the Republicans had cheated.

So, Al Gore requested a recount of votes in the four counties that mattered.  If he could find a few more votes in these counties, he could win the national election. 

As is the case with the Democrats, who we have established as being a party without scruples, whenever they contest a vote they have lost, they always have a way of finding more and more votes until the election is turned in their favor.  But the voting was stopped.  If it had continued, Al Gore would have won the presidential race through fraud (because he would have secretly added more votes for himself).  But, as we have said, the Republicans in 2000 were better at fraud than were their opponents.  Therefore, Bush became the president.

(Of course, I state this as my own personal beliefs and have no evidence that such is the case.  This is opinion.)

Friday, October 11, 2013

When Industrial Employees Clean Up Their Language

I was at an industrial facility today installing door hardware.  The area I was working in was the office area that oversees plant sanitation.  About twelve people were standing around listening to what appeared to be a supervisor.

"Okay, everyone. Gather round.  Okay.  We've got something serious to talk about.  There has been a problem in our department having to do with the use of cursing in and around the plant.  People are noticing what is being said."

"Well, John, I don't cuss," Said one girl.  "You don't hear me saying anything!"

"I am not talking about you; but some are really overdoing it. So, we have got to stop it. So, let's make an effort."

"Maybe we could designate a person to remind us regularly that we are cussing!" said another girl.

"Hmmm," said the overseer. "I guess I should take that role then."

At this point, another woman replied, "But, that doesn't make sense.  You're one of the ones who cusses!"